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Though he was widely thought deceased from lung cancer since 2000, actor Jim Varney recently shocked the nation as he appeared at a chic Hollywood bistro and shouted that he's "ready to get back to business!" Widely admired and respected for portraying Ernest P. Worrell, a lovable doofus, he's ready to make the next Ernest film, sure to be a colossal box office blockbuster. Read on >
Due to overwhelming box office success, Disney has decided to fast track a remake of the Martin Lawrence/Raven Symone comedy, College Road Trip. The original, released three months ago, is widely considered among critics to be the “funniest, most original, thought provoking teen college road trip comedy in the past two years.” Read on >
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DID YOU KNOW? If Bill Gates' charitable contributions were calculated in terms of organ donors, he has given away the equivalent of 1,324 people. If he actually tried to purchase and subsequently donate even one actual person, though, there would be hell to pay.
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Volume I, Issue VI
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Two women got into a fisticuffs and had to be broken up by club security outside chic Hollywood nightclub, Dolce’ last week. The two women: Dame Helen Mirren and Dame Judi Dench. 
