I like where you're going with this site. Pretty funny. I'd say the biggest risk you're taking is no porn; I'm no computer expert, but I was pretty sure every site had to have porn on it. Your site currently has none. Right now I've got several tabs open on my computer -- they're all porn sites. I guess you could call me a porn connoisseur! Keep up the good work, and hopefully soon you'll have some nude bodies for me to gaze at and drool over.

Dave P.,

You ended your sentence with a preposition, idiot. I can't even understand you.

The ER

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Fuck Eastern Review,

I'm a nerd. But nerds like you give me hope. You're sending a message to all those nerds out there: we can make it in the world. All it takes is a little ingenuity and a funny website. Can you please tell me how to make a website just like yours? I'm pretty good with HTML.

Nerdboy

Nerdboy,

You're doing what we like to call projecting. You see, you're the nerd, not us. We're not nerds. Fuck you!

The ER