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| Choose your own adventure: 6
You go to the water cooler. Steve and Chris are waiting there patiently, eager to discourse on the merits and faults of the most recently re-shown episode of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. You debate whether or not you'd bang Hilary Banks. The consensus seems to be that only Chris, who is Asian, would do it. You avoid making a comment about "Uh-Oh Oroes" and go back to your desk. Do you... 7. Get through the day by staring at your computer screen, and then go home and beat your wife? |
DID YOU KNOW? Before walking on the moon, wary astronauts forced a dog to walk on the moon to ensure that it was safe. This was not televised.
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