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You enter your boss's office. He tells you to sit down and close the door. He tells you that he accidently took too much acid this morning and is currently tripping balls. He starts vomiting all over the place. He offers you some acid and you reluctantly take it. Whoops! That wasn't acid, it was cyanide. You're dead -- you lose.
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DID YOU KNOW? One of Prohibition's lesser known effects was to keep ugly people from getting laid, resulting in a lower birth rate and a higher suicide rate.
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