You start pleading with your wife to have sex with you. She thinks it's rather pathetic, but she says she'll do it if she can use the credit card without restrictions. You reluctantly agree. In a quite calculated and callous fashion, you call your accountant while you are having sex with your wife and tell him to cancel your credit card. She doesn't seem to notice. Feeling quite satisfied, you roll off of her and take a shower.

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