You start pleading with your wife to have sex with you. She thinks it's rather pathetic, but she says she'll do it if she can use the credit card without restrictions. You reluctantly agree. In a quite calculated and callous fashion, you call your accountant while you are having sex with your wife and tell him to cancel your credit card. She doesn't seem to notice. Feeling quite satisfied, you roll off of her and take a shower.

Go to 2.

DID YOU KNOW?

If Bill Gates' charitable contributions were calculated in terms of organ donors, he has given away the equivalent of 1,324 people. If he actually tried to purchase and subsequently donate even one actual person, though, there would be hell to pay.

From The Desk of Mark S. Wrighton A look at some notes taken by Washington University's chancellor, Mark S. Wrighton. Letters To The Editor The Eastern Review responds to some letters sent in from our fans. Choose Your Own Adventure You're Jim Spitts in this interactive choose your own adventure. Try to survive!

THE CONTRIBUTORS PAGE

ARCHIVES:
VOLUME I, ISSUE I
VOLUME I, ISSUE II
VOLUME I, ISSUE III
VOLUME I, ISSUE IV
VOLUME I, ISSUE V

ADVERTISEMENTS