You get out of bed and enter the bathroom. The floor is covered in blood. You think this is strange at first, but then you remove the red-tinted glasses you wore to sleep and realize that it's just milk. You enter the shower and start singing a nice tune. You start laughing like Eddie Murphy in the shower to keep yourself entertained. Uh-oh! You've morphed into Eddie Murphy, and you're due on stage to perform in 5 minutes! Just kidding. You finish your shower and go to work. When you get there, you see a note on your desk: your boss wants to "have a talk." Do you...

4. Assure yourself that nothing is wrong, and go to your boss?

5. Grab the six-shooter you keep in your desk, tuck it in your pants, and go to your boss's office?

6. Ignore the note and meet your co-workers at the water cooler to discuss last night's re-run of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?