Your wife, laying on her back, looks gorgeous wearing those Victoria's Secret panties you got her, even though they were really just panties you saved from a 14 year old Thai hooker who gave you gonorrhea. You carefully flip her body over and remove her underwear. You start to penetrate her, but something is wrong. You look down. You're not having sex with your wife! You're having sex with a bear! Well, guess what: usually only bears do this. You're actually a bear. You lose.

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