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Choose your own adventure!

Hi! I bet you want to choose your own adventure, don't you? Well, now you can! You're Jim Spitts, a 39 year old Caucasian male from Anytown, USA. You've graduated from a college with a nice Bachelor's degree. You married the girl you met in college and things are stagnant. Put it this way: you're going to snap at any moment.

BEGIN!

You're laying in bed. It's 6:00 AM. You don't have to be up for another hour, but you can't seem to fall back asleep. Hmm, you think. Wouldn't it be nice to get some morning booty? You touch your wife's ass and she moves your hand away. Do you...

1. Have sex with her anyway?

2. Get out of bed and take a cold shower?

3. Try to convince her to do it?

DID YOU KNOW?

Aircraft carriers can be 100% free of airplanes, but herpes carriers can't be 100% free of herpies. Aircraft carriers are also cooler.

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