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BEGIN! You're laying in bed. It's 6:00 AM. You don't have to be up for another hour, but you can't seem to fall back asleep. Hmm, you think. Wouldn't it be nice to get some morning booty? You touch your wife's ass and she moves your hand away. Do you... 1. Have sex with her anyway? |
DID YOU KNOW? "Economists" say the Canadian dollar is worth more than the American dollar, but that doesn't make it true. That stuff is still as useful as Monopoly money.
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Volume I, Issue VI
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Hi! I bet you want to choose your own adventure, don't you? Well, now you can! You're Jim Spitts, a 39 year old Caucasian male from Anytown, USA. You've graduated from a college with a nice Bachelor's degree. You married the girl you met in college and things are stagnant. Put it this way: you're going to snap at any moment.
