A special edition version of The Bible will be released this coming week, to be sold in major stores across the country. Sources indicate that it will come with several highly anticipated bonus features, including a theatrical trailer, commentary, and at least one alternate ending. The full box set will retail for $79.99.

"Hardcore Bible fans, like fans of any cult phenomenon, crave new material over the years." stated famed bible co-creator Paul. "We're really thinking these features--especially the alternate ending--are going to re-energize the community and bring in a new generation of fans."

Rumors about the content of the new ending are varied, but many revolve around the possible inclusion of a new character, Jesus Jr.

"A few pages of the script got leaked online, and we all went nuts trying to figure out if it was real," said mustachioed Bible-head Fred Stead. "It said Jesus Jr. would show up at his daddy's funeral, yelling 'Noooooooooo!', but get there just too late. Man, I'm getting goosebumps just thinking about it. Fucking tremendous time we're living in, am I right?"

With the changes that come with any re-release, some Bible fanatics are concerned that the revision may stray too far from the original. A similar reaction came upon the special edition releases of several other prominent classics, such as Star Wars and E.T. However, individuals instrumental in the original success stress that the revision will stay true to form.

"This one will have everything that we had in the original, and then some. This won't be another Book of Mormon," said the inspiration for The Bible, God, referring to the poorly-recieved sequel. "I think every fan is going to appreciate the new features, while continuing to enjoy to the story line we all know and love. God bless America."