Due to overwhelming box office success, Disney has decided to fast track a remake of the Martin Lawrence/Raven Symone comedy, College Road Trip. The original, released three months ago, is widely considered among critics to be the “funniest, most original, thought provoking teen college road trip comedy in the past two years.” Fans are skeptical as blogs and message boards went ablaze at the news, writing posts like:

“you cant get better than the original, this is worse than the news that they were remaking Charlie and the Chocolate Factory!”

“Remaking College Road Trip is like remaking Schiendler’s List, it shouldn’t be done.”

“College Road Trip is the seminal college road trip movie of our time! It did to college road trips what Road Trip did to road trips!”

Disney Chairman Dick Cook issued a statement responding to this criticism, “I think fans will be pleased when they find out that the new screenwriters and actors are doing everything to maintain the same artistic integrity as the original College Road Trip. We know no actor will be able to successfully recreate Donny Osmond’s powerhouse performance, and we are not going to try. But we think it may do better at the box office if we replaced the black family with a white family. We have total confidence that Tim Allen will do a great job in the Martin Lawrence originated role, and it goes without saying that Hilary Duff can easily recreate Raven Symone’s part.”

Upon hearing this news, bloggers and fans promptly discontinued their fiery messages. Everyone in Hollywood agrees: if black people can make a movie, white people can make it better.