1) I am...
African-American.
Pan-Asian.
Caucasian.
a linear equation.

2) I am proficient in ____ language(s).
less than one
two to four
five to eight
all

3) My favorite breakfast food is...
porridge.
oatmeal.
grits.
gruel.

4) I read the Eastern Review because...
it keeps me up with current events.
I can get news on dogs, sheep, and other wooly domesticates.
I love the humor section.
my computer is permanently frozen on the page.

5) When I go on the internet, I generally look for...
informative and entertaining content.
porn.
indications that SKYNET is beginning its world takeover.
the awesome channels available on AOL 3.0!

6) A great improvement to the Eastern Review would be...
video and audio podcasts.
a newer look with more rounded corners.
a roving prize squad, driving around the country to dole out amazing prizes to ER readers.
more coverage of the plight of America's pure white brotherhood.

7) I found out about the Eastern Review from...
the ceaseless e-mail barrage.
the interview on Live with Regis and his blonde co-star.
a blurb.
I am intimidated by all these questions!

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