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| 2000-series glasses company slowly anticipating failure
"Look, it's only a matter of time before 2009 swings around. It'll surely be our last hurrah." The glasses are usually purchased in bulk quantities around mid- to late-December by people throwing parties for New Year's Eve. "We get the bulk of our sales on December 30th, actually," said Poppers. "But it's not like we don't sell the things during the spring and summer months." Poppers suggested that we participate in a holiday that he had been celebrating since the year 2000. "It's called the Mid-Year's Eve. Every June 31st, we count down to July 1, which of course marks the middle of the year. It's an exciting time, you know, with everybody talking about their plans for the next half of the year." |
DID YOU KNOW? One of Prohibition's lesser known effects was to keep ugly people from getting laid, resulting in a lower birth rate and a higher suicide rate.
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