The Eastern Review pays homage to those businesses that didn't survive the harsh world underneath Gregg.

10. South 40 Taxidermy – For the avid WashU hunter looking to immortalize their latest kill.

9. Seriously Off the Row – Made fraternity and sorority apparel for Greek organizations that don’t exist at WashU.

8. McStevenson’s Pharmaceuticals and Soda Shoppe – Was the last remaining Mom ‘n’ Pop store on the South 40. Fucking corporate America.

7. Cannabis Cove – As owner Ryan Frietz commented, “It was a totally legit establishment, bro. We sold mad legal goodies… until the man came down on us hard.”

6. Wydown Curling – The one stop shop for all your curling needs and accessories! Half-priced stones bimonthly!

5. Marla’s Discount Ugg Warehouse – Despite the appeal of Uggs for discount prices, who buys cheap Uggs anyways? Are you serious? Gross!

4. Sbarro Pizza – Makers of terrible, terrible pizza.

3. Hershel’s Hanukkah Hut – Poor sales eventually put HHH out of business despite eight crazy nights of soaring profit margins.

2. Shepley Strip – The only stripclub in all of St. Louis to feature 100% real WashU girls!

1. Granny’s Yarn ‘n’ Fabric Supplies – Forced into bankruptcy following WUPD’s bust - uncovering WashU’s second most popular cock-fighting ring.