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Move over Students for Obama! Get out of the way Lock and Chain! Suck a fat chode Dance Marathon Exec Board! There is a new group on campus and it wants recognition and results. The Troupe of Acapella International Neophytes Together (TAINT) is demanding that there be at least six more acapella groups on campus as to allow for a wider variety of musical genres and more concerts. Read on >
Things seem to be going rather smoothly in 2008 -- but don't tell that to Eric Poppers, the president of 2000 Glasses, a company specializing in the manufacture of glasses in the shape of the upcoming year, in which the middle two zeros serve as viewing lenses. With 2010 imminently approaching, Mr. Poppers can't help but anticipate the decline of his business. Read on >
Tired of the wintery chill? Want to brighten up your everyday routine? Angry at your roommate? Well, look no further. With the help of a Chinese government scientist and truth serum, we at the Eastern Review have uncovered the top secret method to make your very own sustained, viable nuclear fusion reaction! Just follow these four simple steps and you’ll have a unlimited energy source to use at your every whim! Read on > Alright guys, I got something important to say, so listen up: books suck, TV rules. Forget what your English teacher or librarian said—books totally suck. I tried reading To Kill a Mockingbird for my class, and I realized it was like 400 pages! Then I started watching TV, and it was way better. Let’s do a little good old-fashioned comparison, ok? Special features: Letter From The Editor Interactive Reader Poll |
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