The Review sincerely apologizes for the following errors in our last issue, and regrets any inconvenience they may have caused:

In "Dogs look a lot like sheep, say six-year-olds," we reported source Bill Mermand as hailing from Tulsa, Oklahoma, rather than Stillwater.

On page 317 of our special report examining changes to the Federal Interest Rate and corresponding fluctuations in the foreign exchange market, the reference for the 3rd footnote should have read: 1969. Epistemology Naturalized. In Ontological Relativity and Other Essays. New York: Columbia University Press.

Additionally, the following errors were made in recent issues of Student Life:

The online poll, titled “Which current or former presidential hopeful do you think has the best sex life?” had an erroneous option. Ron Paul should not be selectable, as he is a eunuch.

A headline on the front page of the Friday, February 15th issue, “Gonzales to meet with detractors before speech,” had a typo. It should read “Gonzales to incarcerate detractors before speech.”

The “Opposables” feature on page five of the Friday, February 8th Issue gave a “thumbs up” to Mike Huckabee. As a Republican, he of course should have earned a “thumbs down” like Mitt Romney, as per their editorial policy.