10. Take his food in front of him without asking.

9. Tivo the shows “Yes, Dear” and “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” and delete his “Lost” and “24.”

8. If he is on a sports team, put steroids in his urine samples. If he isn't on a sports team, sign him up!

7. Turn all of his posters upside down.

6. Febreeze his clothes while he is wearing them.

5. Spread a rumor around your floor that he is a sleep humper (one who humps the bed in his sleep).

4. Reset his alarm clock so he misses his bio midterm.

3. Send a virus to his computer that deletes his paper just as he is about to print it. Make it also fill his desktop with gay porn (or straight porn if your roommate is gay).

2. Stand in the doorway going “dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee” while he is studying. If he asks you to stop, say “its just as much my room as it is yours.” Then continue to go “dee dee dee dee dee dee dee.”

1. Dump a bowl of Easy Mac or Quaker Oatmeal on his head after he gets dressed after a nice shower.