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| Student's WashU ID clearly photoshopped
Harris apparently altered his senior prom picture before sending it to Washington University. Whether the authenticity of these additions was questioned before his identification was printed is unclear. “I just sent it in by email and when I got my ID, there it was, ray gun and all,” said Harris. “I thought they might just refuse to use the picture or something, but nope. It worked fine.” Harris’ ID card, which features former drummer for The Beatles, Ringo Starr, in the background eating a sandwich, and a pile of money and drugs in the foreground, has so far caused only minor confusion. Noted Harris: “One guy wouldn’t give me a student discount at the movie theater because he said I wasn’t Ringo. That was kind of weird.” |
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