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Student's WashU ID clearly photoshopped

Andrew Harris, a freshman in the school of Arts and Sciences, has a photo on his Washington University ID that is clearly photoshopped, sources reported Monday. “Andrew does not have horns or gills. This I know for sure,” said Marcos Scott, Andrew’s roommate. He further indicated that those are just two characteristics that appear in the photo which don’t exist in real life.

Harris apparently altered his senior prom picture before sending it to Washington University. Whether the authenticity of these additions was questioned before his identification was printed is unclear. “I just sent it in by email and when I got my ID, there it was, ray gun and all,” said Harris. “I thought they might just refuse to use the picture or something, but nope. It worked fine.”

Harris’ ID card, which features former drummer for The Beatles, Ringo Starr, in the background eating a sandwich, and a pile of money and drugs in the foreground, has so far caused only minor confusion. Noted Harris: “One guy wouldn’t give me a student discount at the movie theater because he said I wasn’t Ringo. That was kind of weird.”

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