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Dr. Edwin M. Haverflapson, associate professor of biology at Washington University discovered a previously un-Pokédexed Pokémon on Monday sources say. The creature, still unnamed, has been categorized loosely as a “bug-type” Pokémon. Read on >
Residents of the Village learned Friday of the administration’s new program, known as “Village Idiot,” which every week automatically crowns the Village resident with the lowest GPA as the “Village Idiot.” The program is a collaboration between ResLife and the school of Arts and Sciences, which is currently the only participating section of Washington University. Read on > Here’s the real “butterfly effect:” deliciousness . I know you’re probably recoiling. I did too, at first. We all fear the unknown. I know the first time I went on a roller-coaster, I was terrified. Ditto for having sex with another dude. Well, eating butterflies is like that. Once you get over your initial negative reaction (and the gag reflex) and let your taste buds take over, you’re in culinary heaven. In short, butterflies taste like your favorite food, only more so. Read on > Due to a glitch in the spacetime matrix and some dumb luck, The Review has intercepted some radio transmissions from our none-too-distant future. Enjoy the following at your leisure. Read on >
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