Dogs, the second most popular domesticated animal, and third most popular Chinese dish, look a lot like sheep, say some six-year-olds.

“Dogs are sheep,” said little Bill Mermard, a six-year-old from Tulsa, OK. “They are sheep.”

Child psychologists across the globe are dumbfounded about the six-year-old problem.

“Six-year-olds normally shy away from discussing the validity of taxonomic categories. I fear, and I am likely not wrong, that this is the beginning of something very bad,” said John Honer, child psychologist.

Dogs, or sheep, haven’t been silent about the issue either, responding to reporters’ questions with endless bahs and barks, but never both by the same animal.

According to Milos Anser, dog owner in Tampa, FL, his pets have been very vocal.
“Yeah, my [sheep] bark all the fucking time. What of it?” he said.