Today, The Review is privileged to have with us as a guest movie reviewer: David Predator, a Predator much like the ones depicted in the Predator series of films, as well as the recent silver screen hit Aliens v. Predator: Requiem (AVP:R). Also joining us today is our very own Joey Stromberg, a major contributor to the Review as well as an avid film-goer.

Josh Delman: Well, let's get this started, guys. What do you think about the most recent foray into the depiction of the delicate balance between humans, Predators, and Aliens, as depicted in Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem?

David Predator: {clicking noises}

Joey Stromberg: Good point, Predator!

Delman: Excuse me, Joey, but I'm not sure if our readers at home understood what Mr. Predator was trying to say. Do you think you could explain his point of view to us?

Predator: {more clicking noises, threatening of Mr. Stromberg with combi stick}

Delman: Mr. Predator, is that blood on your chest? Jumping Jesus, is that Roger Ebert's blood on your exoskeleton chest?

Stromberg: Well, I believe what my man David here was saying [Ed Note: At this point, Mr. Stromberg heartily slapped the Predator on his back] was that Aliens vs. Predator is the best movie ever because the fight scenes were extremely realistic. He also thinks that the movie should win every Oscar, including Best Foreign Language film, if we count the Predator's clicking noises as a foreign language. I agree with these points, and I have nothing to add.

Delman: That's quite interesting, Mr. Predator, and thank you, Mr. Stromberg, for that translation.

Stromberg: He also said that Aliens are gay and stupid, and that they're really, really gay.

Delman: Interesting... do you have any evidence to back that up, David?

Predator: {clicking noises, threatening of host with disc-based weaponry}

Delman: Well, there you have it, folks; The Eastern Review has now confirmed that Aliens are gay. Thanks, and join us for the next Dual Movie Review; we'll be discussing The Bucket List with Joey Stromberg and a bucket!