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Guy pretty cool until you get to know him

Sources reported Monday that Jason Palmer, an acquaintance of a friend, seems like a pretty neat person at first, but when you spend some time with him, it becomes apparent that he’s just not all there. “He’s kind of a jerk, but his jerkiness reveals itself slowly, after you’re familiar enough with him so that avoiding him is sort of awkward,” said one source close to Jason. Read on >

Dogs look a lot like sheep, say six-year-olds

Dogs, the second most popular domesticated animals, and third most popular Chinese dish, look a lot like sheep, say some six-year-olds. “Dogs are sheep,” said little Bill Mermard, a six-year-old from Tulsa, OK. “They are sheep.” Read on >

Don't recall my child's fun!

If you’re like me or millions of other concerned parents around the country, you watched the latest Chinese toy recalls with growing consternation. As millions of toys with lead paint were sent to landfills, one question was probably running through your mind, especially if you had purchased one of these objects for your child: “why are they taking these awesome toys from my child?” Read on >

The Reviewreviews St. Louis tourist attractions

The Arch
What could better celebrate a dynamic, diverse, and diurnal city than an oversized shiny metal contraption? Squint your eyes and it might just look like a can of baked beans. Take a ride to the top, or if you want to save $11.50, don't. Read on >

Special features:

Letter from the editor

New groups for Spring 2008

On stature

Musings of a mad statistician

News
- Union of Unconcerned Scientists declare global warming "not a big deal"
- Germany demands "do-over" for World War II
- Michael Collins getting fewer speaking engagements than Armstrong
- Garlic less effective at warding off vampires than previously thought

Local
- Student regrets sighing in relief
- Tips for transfer students
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Chancellor Mark S. Wrighton 'not' a pot dealer

Positions
- Secrets of homemade science
- Mock Matt Mock's Investment Talk
- Technology and the disabled: a thesis

Leisure
- Aliens vs. Predator: A dual review
- The Titular Movie Review

A Humor Magazine Published by Washington University Students

Published: April 27, 2008
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There is a controversy over whether or not Washington University was named after George Washington or Booker T. Washington. We now know that these are both incorrect; WashU was named after the University of Washington.

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