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Shut up, I'm about to rob this bank!

Hey, would you be quiet for just a second? I said shut up! I'm about to go in and rob this bank. It's gonna be awesome -- everything's all planned out. I'll slip the teller a non-threatening note in which I demand she acquiesce all of her cash, and then I'll just walk out of there like I own the joint. Then, I'll probably hang around the outside of the bank. I mean, I figure, the cops aren't going to think that the robber is just going to hang outside of the bank, right? It's flawless, really. When have you ever heard of a criminal doing this? I'll probably do this a few times, to build up the nest egg, ya know, and then I'll fly to Maui or something and enjoy some Mai Tais. Alright, I'm outta here... wish me luck!

DID YOU KNOW?

Getting a song stuck in your head is an early symptom of Parkinson's.

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