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What if?
What if Star Trek were real? Doctor: I'm sorry sir, but your son is blind. What if Star Trek never existed? Doctor: I'm sorry sir, but your son is blind. What if the Macarena was never created? News Anchor #1: ...and nuclear fallout is still prevalent throughout the remains of Earth's atmosphere after the bombing of Australia. What if Coca-cola tasted like shit? Tim: Hey, this Coke tastes like shit! What if shit tasted good? Tim: Hey, this Coke tastes good!
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DID YOU KNOW? If Bill Gates' charitable contributions were calculated in terms of organ donors, he has given away the equivalent of 1,324 people. If he actually tried to purchase and subsequently donate even one actual person, though, there would be hell to pay.
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