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What if Star Trek were real?

Doctor: I'm sorry sir, but your son is blind.
Father: Hah! That's what you think, doc! My son will be able to see with Geordi LaForge's V.I.S.O.R.! Have you ever heard of that?
Doctor: No.
Father: Well, it's real.

What if Star Trek never existed?

Doctor: I'm sorry sir, but your son is blind.
Father: I wish Star Trek was on.
Doctor: You wish what was on?
Father: I don't know. What did I just say?

What if the Macarena was never created?

News Anchor #1: ...and nuclear fallout is still prevalent throughout the remains of Earth's atmosphere after the bombing of Australia.
News Anchor #2: That's right. Everyone just got angrier and angrier at each other because there was no lovely music or dancing to cheer them up.
News Anchor #1: Another sad day for the human race.

What if Coca-cola tasted like shit?

Tim: Hey, this Coke tastes like shit!

What if shit tasted good?

Tim: Hey, this Coke tastes good!

 

DID YOU KNOW?

"Clax" is not a word. Yet.

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