I'm not some intolerant bigot or anything, but I just cannot tolerate people who are way too tall. Who the hell do they think they are? Jesus was something like 6'1", I'm pretty sure, and he got along just fine. Are they trying to say they're better than Jesus? If these people think they can talk smack about JC and get away with it they've got another thing coming.

If you ask me, I'd rather have sex with a murderer than a really tall person. If I had the choice between a tall murderer or regular gal, though, I'd choose the murderer, because that's just cool. Especially if she killed anyone who was over 6'5". Really tall chicks especially freak me out. I'm all for equality and shit, but women should not ever be taller than men.

Einstein, who was really fucking smart, had a great quote: "If someone is exceedingly tall, chances are he or she might be an idiot. This is because the tall gene is linked with the stupid gene." Whenever I see a really freaking tall person all squeezed into a tiny seat on an airplane, I laugh, because they're finally getting what they deserve.

Thankfully, people are starting to do something about this problem. The US Postal Service doesn't allow people over 6'2" to serve. A Big & Tall shop was recently set on fire in Reno, Nevada. The public is beginning to realize how totally weird tall people really are. I'm certainly not alone in thinking JC has a role in this.