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A special edition version of The Bible will be released this coming week, to be sold in major stores across the country. Sources indicate that it will come with several highly anticipated bonus features, including a theatrical trailer, commentary, and at least one alternate ending. The full box set will retail for $79.99. Read on >

Top Care, the company employed by Washington University in St. Louis to tend to the grounds, has intensified its beautification efforts in order to finish just after students go home for the summer. Top Care employees have begun an intensive, expensive regimen of flower and grass planting, turning the campus from the barren expanse that winter left it into a verdant garden of Eden that nobody who pays tuition will get to enjoy. Read on >

What'll Ernest do next?

Though he was widely thought deceased from lung cancer since 2000, actor Jim Varney recently shocked the nation as he appeared at a chic Hollywood bistro and shouted that he's "ready to get back to business!" Widely admired and respected for portraying Ernest P. Worrell, a lovable doofus, he's ready to make the next Ernest film, sure to be a colossal box office blockbuster. Read on >